20 All-You-Can-Eat Vodkas
After the resounding success of my Vodka for 9-year-olds, i figured what the fuck, there’s grown ups who like vodka too, right? The problem is, our tastes have moved past candy, but does that mean we...
View Article0-5 Shots: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Not from the juiced-box but the soundtrack: Billy Boyd – The Last Goodbye https://pjensi.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/billy-boyd-the-last-goodbye.mp3 [Press ‘Play’ for maybe the only thing gayer than a...
View Article10 Christmas Gifts on a Drunk’s Pissed List (A Top Ten Lips)
Bar Angels and Boozehounds, the time has come yet again to waste some of your hard earned beer money on other people who won’t be able to contain their disappointment when they open the presents you...
View ArticleA Bar None ChristmAss (2014 Sedition)
As of right now, 403 patronizers have found there way into the Bar None, and you can add one more because i’m here with you. i know you have the choice of a lot of places to go and get shit faced...
View ArticlePrepare the Virgins
As you may have heard, a group of fanatic assholes attacked a French satirical newspaper, killing thirteen people, including four cartoonists who had made jokes about Islam and Muhammad. As someone who...
View ArticleDregs: Kim Kardashian had a Dwarf Baby
Drunk Bachelorette party in the Bar None – Click on the Shot for a Wallpaper Keep on reading to learn how i stumbled over her dirty little secret while doing a bit of research for a short brief. Here’s...
View ArticleAudio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask #01
Hot Twins Bar None wallpaper – Click on the shot for a wallpaper The rumors were true. Your eyes were fed up of me and now your ears can be, too. Barmaids and Beerhounds… i give you the Audio Dregs...
View ArticlePrepare the Virgins
As you may have heard, a group of fanatic assholes attacked a French satirical newspaper, killing thirteen people, including four cartoonists who had made jokes about Islam and Muhammad. As someone who...
View ArticleAudio Dregs #02 Slipknot, Rehab addiction, Chappie and Die Antwoord’s...
Yolandi Visser Bar None Wallpaper – Click on the shot for a wallpaper Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask #02 You can either click ‘Play’ to listen to it online…...
View ArticleAudio Dregs #3 Binge Drinking: Dead Drunk, Pool of Jäger, and “Big Eyes”
Drunk ‘High’ School Girls Bar None Wallpaper – Click on the Shot for a Wallpaper Today’s special is Binge Drinking, including all you can drink suckaay, a Brazilian kid with all he couldn’t drink, and...
View ArticleAudio Dregs #3.5 Booze Revooze podcask of Fast & Furious 7 (SPOILER FREE)
Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask #3.5 You can either click ‘Play’ to listen to it online… (10m48s) https://pjensi.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/2015-04-02-audio-dregs-booze-revooze-fast-furious-7.wav . Audio...
View ArticleAudio Dregs #4 Spring Breaks & Dark Places Booze Revooze
Drunk Spring Break wallpaper – click on the image for the wallpaper Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask #04 (16m05s) You can either click ‘Play’ to listen to it online…...
View ArticleAudio Dregs #5.5 Booze Revooze podcask of The Avengers: Age of Ultron...
Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask #5.5 You can either click ‘Play’ to listen to it online… (7m54s) https://pjensi.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/2015-04-23-the-avengers-age-of-ultron.wav . Audio Dregs #5.5 …or...
View ArticleAudio Dregs #5 i solve racism, Justified and Child 44
You can either click ‘Play’ to listen to it online… (17m37s) https://pjensi.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/2015-04-30-audio-dregs-05.wav Audio Dregs #05 …or right click the above link and ‘save link as’...
View ArticleAudio Dregs #6 Booze Revooze podcask of Cobain: Montage of Heck
You can either click ‘Play’ to listen to it online… (11m34s) https://pjensi.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/2015-05-09-audio-dregs-06-montage-of-heck.wav . Audio Dregs #06 …or right click the above link...
View ArticleAudio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask #7 Happy Mother’s Fucking Day
Mom’s Mug Shot You can either click ‘Play’ to listen to it online… (10m42s) https://pjensi.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/2015-05-10-audio-dregs-happy-mothers-fucking-day.wav . Audio Dregs #07 …or right...
View ArticleAudio Dregs #8 Booze Revooze of Mad Max: Fury Road (SPOILER FREE)
You can either click ‘Play’ to listen to it online… (6m40s) https://pjensi.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/2015-105-14-audio-dregs-mad-max-fury-road.wav . Audio Dregs #8 …or right click the above link and...
View ArticleAudio Dregs #9 Booze Revooze of Tomorrowland (SPOILER FREE)
You can either click ‘Play’ to listen to it online… (7m43s) https://pjensi.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/2015-05-20-tomorrowland-booze-revooze.wav . Audio Dregs #9 …or right click the above link and...
View ArticleAudio Dregs #10 Booze Revooze of San Andreas (Spoiler Free)
You can either click ‘Play’ to listen to it online… https://pjensi.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/2015-05-26-booze-revooze-san-andreas.wav Audio Dregs #10 …or right click the above link and ‘save link...
View ArticleAudio Dregs #11 Booze Revooze of Jurassic World (SPOILER FREE)
You can either click ‘Play’ to listen to it online… (7m57s) https://pjensi.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/2015-06-21-jurassic-world-audio-dregs.wav . Audio Dregs #11 …or right click the above link and...
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